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January 17th, 2008

08:56 am - Me = Too Fat OK, I definitely need to go on a diet now. My rings are too tight for my finger. Pretty soon they won't fit at all, and I'll have to wear them on a necklace like a pregnant woman. I didn't even think about that as I let my self balloon into a beached whale. Well, not beached whale yet. I don't look hugely fat, it's just that my clothes are all too tight. Actually, I've enjoyed being at a "healthy" weight. I look more normal, instead of being that annoying skinny girl that everybody hates. They do, too. Women hate other women who are skinny... or pretty, or have great tans, or long legs, or manageable hair, or perfect skin... Those b*tches. See? I hate them too. Anyway, I'm "curvy" now, and I gotta say I'm not offended by it. It's just getting out of hand. I don't want to have to buy a whole new wardrobe, add links to my watch and have my rings re-sized. That's a bit much. I've got all junk food with me today, but I'm going to try to start in small ways. Like, I'm finishing this Slim Fast for breakfast, and then I'm NOT going down to the hearth to buy a muffin... or a bagel... or a soft pretzel... Mmmmm... *ahem* And after I finish my lunch, I'm not getting anything out of the vending machines. Hey, this will save me money too! Two birds with one stone. *pats self on back* Those black and white cookies from Starbucks in my lunch bag are the last fatty, sugary thing I'm going to eat for a while. omg I want one right now. So, I diet. Then what? Oh yeah, I should probably exercise. lol I can just imagine the look on Chris's face if he came home from work and found me doing pilates in the living room. What can I do to exercise that won't freak people out? My mom was trying to get me to go swimming with her on Tuesday nights. Hmm. Swimming. Meh. Flashbacks to the mandatory swimming class at Abington High... Oh man, she does swim at the high school too. The chlorine smell, changing in front of people, not being able to see... Do I have any contacts? Do I have any bathing suits that still fit? OK, swimming might be too much trouble. I can't run because I'd probably have an asthma attack and die, especially in this weather. Wow, maybe I should do pilates. What does that entail, exactly? I can see more research is needed. Stay tuned for Jen's Adventures in Exercise. In conclusion, here's my first lolcat ever, featuring Percy... Current Location: 20 extra pounds Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Badly Drawn Boy

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