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Best Spam Ever

I received this e-mail today. It is by far the best spam message ever...

HELLO BUYER,

WE ARE GERMAN NIGHT CLUB COMPANY BASED IN PHILLIPINES WE ENGAGE IN PRODUCING SEX MOVIES OTHER WISE KNOWN AS BLUE FILM,WE ALSO ENGAGE IN IMPORTING COCAINE FROM COLOMBIA,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE 10KG BAG COCAINE TO BE SOLD AT THE RATE OF200.000 USD$, IF U ARE INTRESTED TO BUY WE WILL WANT YOU TO GET BACK TO US.

PLEASE NOT WHEN THIS PRODUCT IS RETAIL YOU GONNA MAKE PROFIT OF 300.000 USD$,BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEING WEIGH IN THE SCALE BEFORE WE EXPORT IT, ALSO BECAREFUL OF HOW YOU MAKE USE OF IT, COS IT IS VERY ACTIVE AND GREY IN COLOUR IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE COCAINE IN THE MARKET SO FAR ETC.

MR.LUCAS DON,
GENERAL MANAGER.

KINDLY REPLY TO THE SHIPPING AGENT MR.MARK SHIPPER,DO NOT REAPLY TO THE REDIFF MAIL BECAUSE IT HAS A LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM ETC.
       REAPLY TO MARK SHIPPER THE SHIPPING AGENT; shippermark@yahoo.com